Funny jokes in english - 2

barzellette in inglese

English funny jokes about the friend's girlfriend

-Friends meeting after a long time-
How are you? Is your girlfriend all right?
She is no more my girlfriend...
It's better for you. She used to fuck with the butcher.
... I meant that she became my wife.

Funny joke with faithfull people

-Two friends-
Tv said just one English people on two is sexually faithful
It's late. I have to come back to my wife.  

English funny joke to the beach

- On the beach. A blind man starts inflating an inflatable doll -
What a shame! here there are children. Put away that inflatable doll!
What inflatable doll? it means yesterday night i fucked my dinghy

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