-Cinema ticket office- Hello please I want one ticket For Spiderman? No, just for me
Funny humour with Alladin's lamp
I used the Aladdin's lamp. I asked for gold but I got a fold.
I know. I got a 40 centimeters tick.
English humour about picking up girls
-At a Wedding reception, a man say to a woman-
Hi dear. Let me introduce myself.
Do you know that a large number of people getting married knew each
other at a wedding reception? In fact I met my husband right over there.