-Friends meeting after a long time-
How are you? Is your girlfriend all right?
She is no more my girlfriend...
It's better for you. She used to fuck with the butcher.
... I meant that she became my wife.
Funny joke with faithfull people
-Two friends- Tv said just one English people on two is sexually faithful It's late. I have to come back to my wife.
English funny joke to the beach
- On the beach. A blind man starts inflating an inflatable doll -
What a shame! here there are children. Put away that inflatable doll!
What inflatable doll? it means yesterday night i fucked my dinghy